MCPB - Application For Membership

Monona County Pagan's Bureau

Application for Membership

 

Welcome!

We'd be happy to have you as a member of  the Monona County Pagan's Bureau! There are many benefits to membership in the MCPB, including:

• Participation in the annual naked May Pole dance
• 50% off all Bureau Pancake Breakfasts
• A hat*

Fill out the following form and submit it with the $10.00 annual membership fee to:

Perry Fard, High Priest, MCPB perry.fard@suxpi.com

AGE:**

__ 50-60

__ 60-70

__ Over 70

INTEREST:

__Farming

__Agriculture

__Animal Husbandry***

I Am:

__Old White Guy

__Other than Old White Guy (10% Discount on Membership)****

Your membership will be official as soon as your check clears!

Welcome!

 Perry Fard, High Priest, MCPB

* We only order the hats once a year, so there may be a delay
** You probably also qualify for AARP
*** The legal kind
**** That would make the membership fee $9.00