MCPB - Application For Membership

Monona County Pagan's Bureau

Application for Membership

 
Welcome!

We'd be happy to have you as a member of  the Monona County Pagan's Bureau! There are many benefits to membership in the MCPB, including:
  • Participation in the annual naked May Pole dance
  • 50% off all Bureau Pancake Breakfasts
  • A hat*
Fill out the following form and submit it with the $10.00 annual membership fee to:
Perry Fard, High Priest, MCPB perry.fard@suxpi.com

AGE:**
__ 50-60
__ 60-70
__ Over 70

INTEREST:
__Farming
__Agriculture
__Animal Husbandry***

I Am:
__Old White Guy
__Other than Old White Guy (10% Discount on Membership)****

Your membership will be official as soon as your check clears!

Welcome!

 Perry Fard, High Priest, MCPB




* We only order the hats once a year, so there may be a delay
** You probably also qualify for AARP
*** The legal kind
**** That would make the membership fee $9.00


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