Saturday, January 31, 2015

Blizzard "Steveking" Smashes Into Western Iowa

Originally named Blizzard "Ragnarok" by the National Weather Service, this weekend's storm has been renamed "Steveking."

Area Manager Chetery Pyatt spoke on behalf of NOAA:

"We thought the name change was appropriate, since initial reports were overly hyped, created disproportionate levels of fear, and ultimately were found to lack any substance."

Pyatt added: "If "Steveking" does produce anything this weekend, we're sure it will be white."

In related news, Macy's Parade Balloon Rush Limbaugh says weather forecasts are a liberal conspiracy.  

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