Originally named Blizzard "Ragnarok" by the National Weather Service, this weekend's storm has been renamed "Steveking."
Area Manager Chetery Pyatt spoke on behalf of NOAA:
"We thought the name change was appropriate, since initial reports were overly hyped, created disproportionate levels of fear, and ultimately were found to lack any substance."
Pyatt added: "If "Steveking" does produce anything this weekend, we're sure it will be white."
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