Thursday, March 20, 2014

Little Known Facts! Marriage!

By Molly Dibnum-P-I Columnist

Thanks to my special friend Diane for helping with Little Known Facts! this week!

  • Turns out, a person's affectional, sexual, or gender orientation is not a "lifestyle choice!"  Examples of lifestyle choices are: getting a tattoo, driving a Prius, or living in a houseboat!
  • Gay marriage threatens traditional marriage only when husband and wife disagree on the topic of gay marriage!
    •  In a recent survey, all but one Siouxland bakery said they would bake a cake for a lesbian wedding!
    • Hammond's Department Store in Sioux City has held an annual "Buy One, Get One" sale on wedding dresses since 2009!
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    • I'm engaged!!!
















    Wednesday, March 19, 2014

    Used DVD Best-sellers At Long Haul Jack's


    By Nate Frikandellen, P-I Roving Reporter

    This week's top-ten best selling used DVDs, straight from the rotating rack at Long Haul Jack's Truck Stop in Smithland, Iowa:

    2. Milk
    3. Bruno
    10. Spartacus


    Monday, March 17, 2014

    Irish Allowed To March In Siouxland Gay Pride Parade

    By Nate Frikandellen, P-I Roving Reporter

    Breaking a decades-long prohibition, Irish people will be allowed to march in this year's annual Siouxland Gay Pride Parade.

    Everett Hillendale, organizer of the 2014 Parade, officially welcomed Hibernians to full equality in the march, and encouraged participation of those who trace their heritage to the land of peat bogs and leprechauns.

    Hillendale issued a formal invitation during a press conference Saturday night at McSorley's Irish Gentleman's Club in Salix.

    "Our prejudice against the Irish has been based on ignorance and  bigotry.  The Irish have been persecuted through hurtful slurs and falsehoods.

    "Through a renewed sense of tolerance and acceptance, we can all feel the pain of our Irish brothers and sisters:

    "Of the heartbreak of the loss of a beloved Irish partner, made even worse when their family will not allow them to drink at the wake,

    "Of those who must conceal their Irishness from members of their church, fearful that they will be rejected by that congregation,

    "Of young Irish boys and girls who are taunted and bullied in school locker rooms for their red hair and pale skin.

    "We celebrate the courage of the men and women that face that difficult  conversation with their parents: 


    "Mom, Dad ... I'm Irish."
    Hillendale expressed hope that inclusion in the Gay Pride Parade would be an important step in the acceptance of the Irish.

    "We look forward to the day when the Irish have all the rights of any American, including the right to get married ...

    "Not to each other, and not anytime soon ... but eventually."

    Sign from Last Year's Gay Pride Parade




    Sunday, March 16, 2014

    Pre-Intelligencer Week in Review for March, 9, 2014



    It has been a busy week at the Sioux City Pre-Intelligencer!  Sarah Anchorage is still on leave, so we've taken the opportunity to make some design changes to the site...hope you like the new look!

    I'll be focusing on other administrative issues this week, so I'm turning over editorial duties to Nate Frikandellen, our Roving Reporter.

    See you next week!

    Flain

    This week in the P-I:

    NSA Found NOT Monitoring Pre-Intelligencer: Company Demands Answers (Monday, 3/10/14)

    King's English: "numismatis" and "philatelist" (Tuesday, 3/11/14)

     NSA Agrees to Begin Monitoring of Pre-Intelligencer (Wednesday, 3/12/14)

    Little Known Facts! Religion! (Thursday, 3/13/14)

    NSA Appoints Analyst to Monitor Pre-Intelligencer (Friday, 3/14/14)

    Siouxland Marketing Association Awards: Shpilkes Near Sweep! (Saturday, 3/15/14)

    As always: our newsroom staff!


    Comments, suggestions, praise, please email Flain Douglas


    Saturday, March 15, 2014

    Siouxland Marketing Association Awards: Shpilkes Near Sweep!

    The Siouxland Marketing Association held its annual awards banquet Friday evening at the Anhydrous Convention Center in downtown Sioux City.

    Each year, the SMA presents the "Sooie" awards for outstanding work in Marketing, Advertising, Public Relations, and Spin Control.

    Girnt Shpilkes of Shpilkes Discount Marketing won a near sweep of this year's awards, losing in only one category.

    Notably, Shpilkes was awarded the Association's Lifetime Achievement Award for the second year in a row.

    The complete list of this year's awards follows:

    Award: Best Branding
    To: Girnt Shpilkes, Shpilkes Discount Marketing
    For: Brand Name Development for Impact Airlines

    Award: Best Slogan
    To: Girnt Shpilkes, Shpilkes Discount Marketing
    For: Belligerent  Software--"We Put a Little Quality into Everything We Make"

    Award: Best Product Line Management
    To: Girnt Shpilkes, Shpilkes Discount Marketing
    For: Willbury Medical Supplies - next generation product line
                         "Clear!" - smartphone pacemaker app
                         "Say Cheese!" - smartphone colonoscopy app
                         "Spit!" - TeleDentistry services

    Award: Best Non-compensated Public Service Campaign
    To: Farabelli, Palmer, and Associates
    For: Siouxland Tourism Bureau - "Sioux City: Just a Heartbeat Away from Heaven"

    Award: Best Public Relations Campaign
    To: Girnt Shpilkes, Shpilkes Discount Marketing
    For: The Republican National Committee - Women, LGBT, and Minorities Outreach Program
                (Nominated by the Democratic National Committee)

    Award: Lifetime Achievement Award
    To: Girnt Shpilkes, Shpilkes Discount Marketing  (Second year running)


    Thursday, March 13, 2014

    NSA Appoints Analyst to Monitor Pre-Intelligencer

    The National Security Agency (NSA) today announced that it had assigned an analyst to monitor the communications of the Sioux City Pre-Intelligencer and its staff.

    When it was found that the journal had been ignored in its otherwise global surveillance efforts, the NSA bowed after facing legal action in Woodbury County Small Claims Court.

    Now that the NSA has agreed to include the Pre-Intelligencer in its monitoring program, Bob Buttwinder, Senior Counsel to the journal, has withdrawn his writ of noli disturbare.

    John Smith, NSA Senior Officer in Charge for Northwest Iowa, Southeast South Dakota, and Northeast Nebraska, announced the assignment of personnel this morning at a press conference.
    "I'm happy to announce the selection of Susan Dunham to carry forth the vital monitoring of all communications at the Pre-Intelligencer.  In addition to this task, Sue is responsible for many other efforts at the local branch of the NSA, and will only be able to focus on the Pre-Intelligencer on a part-time basis."
    Smith noted that Sue would be available to the Pre-Intelligencer every third Thursday of the month from 9:00 a.m. until 11:30 a.m.

    Flain Douglas, P-I Cub Reporter, was the only attendee at the press conference. Afterwards, he expressed a heart-felt welcome to Ms. Dunham, and promised that she would be treated as part of the staff.  Sue will be sharing a desk with Nate Frikendellen, the P-I's Roving Reporter.

    About Susan Dunham:

    Sue is a native of  Sioux City and a 1995 Graduate of  Morningside College.  Prior to her work with the NSA, she was a barista at Starbucks.  Sue currently resides in  Sloan with her two cats  Pinky and  Minky.

     Related Stories:

    NSA Found NOT Monitoring Pre-Intelligencer: Company Demands Answers (Monday, 3/10/14)

    NSA Agrees to Begin Monitoring of Pre-Intelligencer (Wednesday, 3/12/14)

    LIttle Known Facts! Religion!

    by Molly Dibnum-Sioux City Pre-Intelligencer Columnist

    Thanks this week to Perry Fard, Religion Editor of the Pre-Intelligencer!

    • There is no day of the week called "Latter Day"!

    • Hindus do not use the "exclamation point" in their writing!  Lutherans are permitted to use it, but rarely feel the need!

    • Seventh Day Adventists practice their faith every day of the week!

    • Unitarian Universalists celebrate the holidays of all faiths!  Because of excessive absence from school, UU children often take twice as long to graduate!