by Flain Douglas, Cub Reporter
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Chief Copy Editor and Proofreeder of the Sioux City Pre-Intelligencer Bogo the Wonder Chimp was reported missing today after he did not appear for the start of his shift. Calls to his apartment went unanswered.
Bogo joined the staff earlier this year. His career included similar assignments at a number of news sources, including the Onawa Democrat and Fox News Online.
Sarah Anchorage, Second Assistant Editor In Chief of the Pre-Intelligencer expressed concern.
"We noticed that Bogo seemed depressed the last few weeks, and mistakes were creeping into his work. We hope that nothing serious has happened to him.
"We have every hope that Bogo will return to work soon and that there is a simple explanation for his disappearance.
"However, just in case we're wrong, we are planning a memorial service for him on Monday."
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