No Baloney! Fact Checking The Bellow Comments

By Flain Douglas - Factotum


(Note: The editorial and decency standards of the Sioux City Pre-Intelligencer preclude us from documenting Bellow's exact statement.  This column examines only some of the purported factual bases of the comments-- editor)

• The 2014 Federal Farm Bill does NOT include "death panels."
• Neither penguins, ostriches, nor any other type of flightless bird is allowed to vote in any United States election.
• Twerking was NOT responsible for the fall of ancient Rome.
• Members of the Daughters of the American Revolution are NOT planning to take over the country by force.
• The special election for the office of Commissioner, Monona County Drainage District 42 (Northeastern Blencoe) was NOT stolen by his opponent promising voters free beer koozies.
  

•  President Obama does NOT have                on his                        .

I rate Candidate Bellow's statement:

Four Slices of Baloney!