Prehistoric Remains Found At Peters Park

Students from the College of Archeology at Briar Cliff University have discovered prehistoric relics at the abandoned gravel pit at Peters Park near Rodney, Iowa.

The findings include evidence of a dwelling site and an amazingly intact skull identified as pan troglodytes.

Professor Carl Telluride, sponsor of the dig, believes that the skull may represent the missing link between ancient primates and Turin Man.

 Diggers also uncovered what is thought to be either a primitive eating tool or hand-weapon.

Professor Telluride is focusing his research on this artifact:

"I believe this proves that primitive man did not have the sophistication to develop separate tools for eating, instead relying on this crude device for individual or tribal feeding."





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